When Cynthia and Mary show up to collect Cynthia's inheritance from her deceased grandfather, the only item she's received is an antique sword that he believed to be proof that the South won the Civil War.
Pat is having a bad, bad day. His ex-wife’s about to get remarried, he’s hung over, and now he’s got to coach his 12-year-old son’s basketball team. There, he must face off against helicopter parents, an insane opposing coach, and his own sense of failure.
When a druid priestess learns that the local funeral home is up to no good, she uses her supernatural powers to get even in this humorous horror tale. For years, the owners of the Tehachapi Flats mortuary have gotten away with reusing coffins and grave robbing, but when they disturb the grave of a...