Lionel is trying to move out of the city with his grandfather. To make some extra money, Lionel decides to ride along with his cousin Eurie as he makes some questionable pick-ups. As it is getting late, they decide to make one more stop at a ranch owned by a mysterious figure with drug kingpin ties.
The cult of Our Average and Possibly Semi-Divine Lady has been slacking off on their initiation rituals, and it's up to the High Arch Lodgee to set things right.