Phineas Larson Movies

A couple tries something new.

The daughter of an aristocratic British family introduces her new boyfriend to her parents... and he's a fish man.

When wannabe crime lord Frank is faced with the tied-up man who wronged him (Marc), he tries his absolute best to intimidate, assert his power, and--most importantly--have fun!

A day in the life of an awkward, goofy, and tired hitman who can't seem to catch a break with both women and his stgnant work life.

In the sequel to Should Be Long Gone, Jesse and The Menace find themselves in a boring, dull, generic, suburban basement digging for diamonds with Jesse having the apparent upper hand.

Part one of a two-part Crime/Comedy story that tells the tale of what happens when a boring, probably-stoppable object meets a self-proclaimed unstoppable force.

Two men stranded in the desert suspect the third strand-ee in their trio of having ill intentions.