A group of Jewish teens are getting ready to party for the holidays but are in for a Festival of Frights. With the help of a wise rabbi, they deduce that the murder victims have violated Judaic law and that their only chance at survival is to embrace their faith.
In 1976 a group of people in the desert for a photo shoot, stumble upon an abandoned town called Savage. But they are not alone. A family of masked psychopaths have claimed Savage as their own and are hell bent on living up to its name.
A masked killer named Pretty Boy takes a blind woman from her home in the Hollywood hills and crashes a Valentine's Day party where the bloodshed continues.
While sorting through their late friend's belongings, two women discover VHS tapes showing them in haunting, unfamiliar scenes, each one drawing them into the grasp of a mysterious, malevolent entity.
It follows Tony and Spat. They have to smoke lots of weed before a vampire pizza party goes all wrong. Screaming Jay pigeons has to rip out vampires eyes to travel to another dimension to save his love and fight the lizard people.
When a late wife's last wish is for her husband to remarry, his daughters insist on prescreening potential candidates, soon realizing that happiness might not be as simple as checking all the boxes.