On the fateful day intelligent life arrives to destroy Earth, one slacker alien gets sidetracked when he’s smitten with a bitter barista. Suddenly, our survival depends on whether this space-schmuck can get her number, before his plucky partner blows us sky high.
Bink, the bartender, just wants to close shop and get home to his girl, but when an armed bounty hunter shows up, Bink becomes locked in a tense psychological game of cat and mouse and is forced to utilize his lethal powers.
When a scandal occurs between a high school teacher and one of his students, the school's principal decides to take matters into his own hands and investigate through the people involved.